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Never Trust a Fart



Dear Diary . . .

Friday night I went over to Kaj's house, planning on visiting for a while before heading to karaoke. I never actually made it to karaoke. Kaj had borrowed the movie "The Bucket List" starring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman, and we watched it together.

It's one of the best movies ever, I laughed and cried, and laughed until I cried. But the most memorable line has to be when Jack Nicholson's character says "Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas-never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart."

Never trust a fart. Excellent words of wisdom!

sung out at 8:27 p.m. on 2008-06-23

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